"As a home brewer, I love porters. When you boil the wort, in addition to an eclectic mix of malt and hops, you throw in just about anything hanging around in the refrigerator, yielding a brew that is always unique and flavorful. This is a refreshment perfect for soothing the nerves after a fishless winter day of throwing #32 dandruff midges to fussy sping creek browns. This porter in particular, is on the mild side for those not quite used to same, with a toasty, roasty mouthfeel characteristic of the style, a clean finish, and 7% ABV. Fear not a good old fashioned skunkin', Thirsty Trout Porter will relieve the pain!"