Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Most Interesting Angler in the World

He is the most interesting angler in the world...

He can cast with both arms... and one leg.

He doesn't look for fish, they look for him.

He always leaves fish to find fish... and finds fish.

He doesn't tie knots, they tie themselves.

He has caught fish in destinations he has never visited.

He can fool all of the fish all of the time.

He has fished on nine continents.

He removed a hook from a man's forehead using a toilet plunger and a pat of butter.

His enthusiasm is so contagious, vaccines were made for it.

He was once skunked, just to see how it feels.

He fishes vicariously, through himself.

He once caught a tarpon using dental floss and a bottle cap.

Lefty Kreh calls him for advice.

His bucket list says "done".

He doesn't tie knots, they tie themselves.

For fishing questions, google googles him.

For him, they call it catching and not fishing.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

...stay thirsty my friends.


  1. He has never heard the wrds 'You should have been here yesterday or last week' - because whatever day he is there IS yesterday or last week.

    The green drake, salmonfly, and palolo worm hatches wait for him to arrive.

    He only carries one fly but it's always the right one.

  2. Great Doug... love it!
    Stay thirsty my friend!!

  3. Thanks for your useful info, will visit again..